Artifacts
RECOVERED ARTIFACTS
Physical evidence catalogued from the site. Photographs, objects, sketches, and memorabilia — presented as found.
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The Green TV
An eighteen-inch tube television in a green plastic shell, purchased for twenty-five dollars at an appliance sale by the Architect's father. Located at 310, the college house in East Lansing. The rotary dial was set to Channel 3. The archive classified it as 'witness infrastructure.'
Recovered: 310, East Lansing
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Gumby and Pokey
Small Gumby and Pokey figures attached to the hood vents of Lil-Mommy's full-sized conversion van. They survived rain, Michigan winters, road trips, and car washes. An alternative theory suggests Lil-Mommy quietly replaced them when they disappeared.
Recovered: Lil-Mommy's conversion van
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The Receptacle of Correspondence
A suburban mailbox that resisted all attempts at destruction by the Order, including vehicle impact (the Aerostar), sporting equipment, projectiles, combustion, and a thirty-foot pole saw. The Rulemaker later theorized it was constructed at least partially from Scrontium.
Recovered: ARCHIVE RECORD INCOMPLETE